Now I lay me down in my bed, I pray the Lord protect my head. For if out of my bed I fell, My head would hurt and start to swell.
I'm spending some quality time with my pillow
4 out of 5 voices in my head say "Go back to sleep!"
I can't sleep, because I'm depressed... but I'm depressed, because I can't sleep
I am always confused when people ask me "Did you sleep good?"... I always wonder if they want me to say "No, I made a few mistakes"
The Transitive Property of Sleep: Me = Human ; Human = Sleep ; Me = Sleep
Shhh... I've got insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off
The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baaa, the duck goes quack, and I go Zzzzzzz
Less talk, more sleep
Sleep (n) : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored