Funny Sleep Quotes & Status Messages

Now I lay me down in my bed, I pray the Lord protect my head. For if out of my bed I fell, My head would hurt and start to swell

I am always confused when people ask me "Did you sleep good?"... I always wonder if they want me to say "No, I made a few mistakes"

The Transitive Property of Sleep: Me = Human ; Human = Sleep ; Me = Sleep

I'm spending some quality time with my pillow

The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baaa, the duck goes quack, and I go Zzzzzzz

Sleep (n) : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored

I can't sleep, because I'm depressed... but I'm depressed, because I can't sleep

Shhh... I've got insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off

4 out of 5 voices in my head say "Go back to sleep!"

Less talk, more sleep

I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday