Funny & Inspiring Life Quotes

Everyone plans for tomorrow, but tomorrow is promised to no one

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up... well, that, my friends... is OPTIONAL!

No one dies a virgin... life screws us all!

A wise man once said, "To be old and wise, first you have to be young and stupid"

Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past

Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end

Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad

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